South Park (Serie 2 Vol.1)

Not without my anus:
Cartman's mom is still a still a dirty slut:
Just as Mephesto is about to reveal the identity of Eric Cartman's father, the genetic engineer is shot by a mysterious gunman. While the boys wait for Mephesto to regain consciousness, a blizzard hits South Park and the citizens are stranded for hours on end without food.

Chicken lover:
A series of heinous crimes involving chickens leads to a startling revelation- officer Barbrady can't read! When Barbrady resigns and anarchy ensues, the boys pitch in to help. Carrtman brings his own brand of law to the streets of South Park.

Ike's wee wee:
After a mishap in the classroom during his lesson on the evils of drugs and alcohol, Mr. Mackey the school counsellor, is fired. In an act of desperation, he turnes to drugs and alcohol. Meanwhile, it's time for Ike's Bris and when Kyle and the boys find out what it means to be circumcised they try to save Ike from that fate.

Conjoined fetus lady:
With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. Back in town, the local citizens declare a 'Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week' in a misguided attempt to help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.